Elf on the Shelf season is here again, and Bluesky brought the jokes – 19 festive favourites
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When I was a kid in the 80s we didn’t have “Elf on the Shelf.” We had, “Jesus is watching and will send you to hell.”
— Chris Paul Rainbows ️⚧️ (@chrispaulrainbows.com) November 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
— ceej (@ceej.online) December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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Tfw your kids find out elf on a shelf isn't real and just start torturing it
— Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Elf on a shelf but it's me chain smoking and glaring at your kids
— stuforreal.bsky.social (@stuforreal.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Good morning, seasonal monsters
— Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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anelfdoesn’tbelongonashelftheirnaturalhabitatisagoldenforestglade
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Not really an Elf on a Shelf type of person. I present, Snoop on the Stoop
#BookSky
— Brigitte (@brigitte35.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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You've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but in Canada we have:
— Windy101 (@windy101.bsky.social) November 27, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Elf on a shelf, a cautionary tale of an overzealous jolly man’s descent into stalking madness
— Molly (@bettyriot.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Topical!
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for…
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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Our 22 favourite funny Elf on the Shelf tweets
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