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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

And so this is Wednesday, and what have you done? Well, we’ve trawled Bluesky for funny posts and put them into a list. How about you?

We hope you enjoy these as much as we did.

1.

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

— seven ex machina (@sevenrasmussen.com) November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM

2.

wife: what do you want for christmas

me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god

wife: i mean from like target

me: ooooh an air fryer

— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) November 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM

3.

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

— Balderdash (@balderdash.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM

4.

congrats to president-elect Britney Spears!

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— We Have Always Existed (@transgenderhistory.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 8:27 PM

5.

Nice holy infant you got there. Would be a real shame if someone were to make it…tender and mild

— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 9:42 AM

6.

You’re a stupid, worthless shopping basket holder and you’ll never amount to anything.

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— John Self (@john-self.bsky.social) November 29, 2024 at 9:13 AM

7.

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— BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 10:21 AM

8.

All wine is mulled wine if you think about it long enough.

— TechnicallyRon (@technicallyron.bsky.social) November 30, 2024 at 12:55 PM

9.

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl.bsky.social) November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM

10.

waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*

— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM

11.

Just completed my faeces.

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— Grace (@graceldn.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM

12.

[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!

— cat damon (@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM