25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
MALE Santa??? It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve
— Anna Hughes (@annaghughes.bsky.social) December 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
14.
I’ll be honest, I don’t know how much more of this beauty advent calendar I can eat
— Sara Gibbs (@sararoseg.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 12:36 PM
15.
Tony Hart and Morph on the set of Hart Beat (1984)
— Castaignede (@castaignede.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 7:33 AM
16.
How are you this morning?
— The Mary Rose Museum (@maryrosemuseum.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 9:10 AM
17.
Give me some of the healthy bread. No, the healthier kind. With all the bird seed in it. The kind that has tiny air bubbles that somehow make it heavier. Yeah, and it crumbles into tiny pieces of pumice when you try to eat it
— Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) December 4, 2024 at 3:57 AM
18.
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to persuade children to write letters to Santa. The problem is that kids these days simply refuse to believe in the existence of letters.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 12:37 PM
19.
At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
— Birds Are Dinosaurs = (@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
20.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.— God (@thetweetofgod.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
21.
If Die Hard is a Xmas movie, Cinderella is a Halloween story, because it has a pumpkin in it.
— Alice Fraser (@alicefraser.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 4:00 AM
22.
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
– have never published anything
– have no readers
– didn't write anything this month
– didn't write anything this year
– can't articulate words anymore
– can only float and mournfully wail
– were murdered ten years ago on this very spot— Sandra Newman (@sannewman.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
23.
Bluesky: “Hey John! Great to see you! Have a wonderful day!”
Twitter: “Burn in Hell, soyboy.”
Choices, choices.
— John Collins (@logicallyjc.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
24.
All Americans seem to know their cholesterol. I think about three people in the UK know their cholesterol: The King, Ringo Fucking Starr and the guy who discovered cholesterol.
— Rufus jones (@rufeydoof.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
25.
The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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