Andrew Tate has been blowing his own trumpet again, but the internet wasn’t taken in by his brass neck – 19 top takedowns
We cross now to a complex in Romania, where house arrest has left Andrew Tate with nothing to do but spout BS on the internet and look at himself in the mirror – which is a lot of what he was doing before he was under house arrest, to be fair.
Fresh from saying it’s gay to love your wife the self-styled Alpha male shared a photo that just proves it’s really tricky to buy mail-order jackets, and impossible to buy a personality.
Strong My Booky Wook vibes from Mr. Tate. He must have enrolled on the ‘Find Your Inner Russell Brand’ correspondence course.
Here’s how the internet responded.
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do you think the menswear guy sensed this post the way a bird can sense an incoming tsunami pic.twitter.com/s3eUiAdhja
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) December 4, 2024
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17 year olds writing their UCAS personal statement https://t.co/osb1bqv2BS
— Ben Ramanauskas (@BenRamanauskas) December 4, 2024
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Conservatives trying to sound smart always sound like the scarecrow reciting the Pythagorean theorem pic.twitter.com/zPl3S7uWJE
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) December 3, 2024
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How academics write when they don’t have an argument: https://t.co/4SinSjnT7i
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) December 4, 2024
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If my perspicacity was unmatched, I would simply not be under house arrest.
Or wearing a jacket 3 sizes too small. https://t.co/cIU6I1FDvk
— Dr Louise Raw (@LouiseRawAuthor) December 4, 2024
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me after learning the word olfactory https://t.co/895VhcQwXG
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 4, 2024
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17 seconds before he’s annihilated by an 11-year-old on ‘Fortnite’: pic.twitter.com/IUx2u9LXw2
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) December 4, 2024
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Your unmatched hairline is 4th and 52 on the 30 yard line.
— Viking Rob (@VikingRobVWO) December 4, 2024
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My unmatched perspicacity and sheer indefatigability make me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor—except the courtroom, where even my toughest stance can’t outmatch the sound of my own tactical fart.
— Big Atreus (@BigAtreus) December 3, 2024
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From Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani https://t.co/GpxO0LCM2J
— Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette) December 4, 2024