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‘Have you ever done anything trivial that your partner has never forgiven you for?’ – 21 gloriously petty misdemeanours

11.

‘Said I was tired after she had just given birth to our firstborn. She never lets me forget it.’
aredditusername69

12.

‘Not me/my partner, but my Mum once chucked away an old block of marzipan from the baking cupboard. My Gran had used half the pack to cover a birthday cake, and given the leftover to my Dad, as my Dad loved to snack on it.

‘When Dad discovered it had been binned, he emptied the entire kitchen bin onto the floor, remains of a Sunday dinner included, to dig out his precious block of half eaten marzipan, and continued to eat it, chunk by chunk, over the next few months.

‘It was still in a sealed plastic bag, so he didn’t see a problem with it (and neither do I tbf, but Mum was disgusted). No one on our family can eat marzipan now without talking about that.’
aprendo23

13.

‘All I’m going to say is that never again am I going to shout ‘Rarggghhh!’ when we’re watching a horror film together.’
Daddicool69

14.

‘My husband was singing along to the radio about 6 months into our relationship. One of lyrics was ‘and everything’ but he has trouble with TH when he’s not concentrating and pronounced it ‘everyfing’.

‘I teased him about it (which he has retaliated for MANY times, because I don’t pronounce the T in words like butter and water if I don’t think about it), and yet he still refuses to sing along with anything 19 years later.’
GlitchingGecko

15.

‘I watched an episode of Game of Thrones without my partner and they refused to watch any more of the entire series with me.’
gamengiri420

16.

‘Bought her a pair of deadlift shoes for Valentines Day. In my defence, she had starting lifting weights with me, wanted a pair AND they were really expensive but she doesn’t let me forget how unromantic a gift it was.’
Vast_Resolve_8354

17.

‘We had just opened a bag of Jelly Tots when her aunt rang, what I didn’t know was these conversations go on for over an hour usually so I cheerfully munched my way though most of the bag, when she came back she called me a dick for eating most of them while I was waiting.

‘Eleven years later and she still brings it up every time we see Jelly Tots.’
Traditional_Earth149

18.

‘I’ve never lived down pronouncing dauphinois (potatoes) as dolphin fins. Nor spending six months telling my husband we needed to go to Berlin when I meant Dublin. He’d almost booked plane tickets for Christmas markets before that particular cock up came to light. Both made it into his wedding speech. We got married seven years ago and they still periodically come up.’
SneezlesForNeezles

19.

‘Not me, but my husband once cut a circular cake into 7 slices for 6 people. We argued then and I still berate him for it to this day.’
androidfifteen

20.

‘It was 23 years ago and we were trying for our first child. One morning my wife comes out of the bathroom holding a pregnancy test and says ‘Oh my god, it’s the best news’.

‘I burst into tears and hugged her tight… at which point she laughed out loud and shouted ‘April Fools!’. We now have a beautiful 21-year-old daughter – but I can never forgive her for that ‘joke’.’
Substantial_Road_122

21.

‘We hadn’t been going out long and he took my sister’s side in a disagreement. I was seething. I was stroking my parents dog and he went to join in and I snapped ‘Don’t touch my dog’. He still, 8 years later, tells me ‘don’t touch my dog’ every time we are jokingly bickering.’
tomtink1

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