25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
I heard that Ebenezer Scrooge didn’t pay his freelancers before Christmas and that’s why he got haunted. Something to think about.
— Gemma Arrowsmith (@mmaarrow.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 11:44 AM
14.
Susie Dent will receive a CBE from the King at Windsor Castle today and I reckon the strategy would be to ask for another consonant next.
— Nick Walker (@nickwalker.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 8:59 AM
15.
Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 7:09 AM
16.
"A good way to learn German is to read children's books to familiarise yourself with basic grammar and vocabulary"
German children's book:
— Nic Houghton (@40percentgerman.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 6:58 AM
17.
I have eaten
the tube of smarties
that was hidden in
the cupboardand which
you were probably
saving
for the stockingsForgive me
but they were delicious
and you bought too early
Just like last year— Fiona Dolman (@fionadolman.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 11:08 AM
18.
JOSEPH: "we said the curfew was 10pm, young man, your mother was sick with worry!"
JESUS: "Urgh, shut up! You're not even my real dad…"
MARY: "Go to your room, we'll talk about this in the morning"— Greg Jenner (@gregjenner.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 4:44 PM
19.
Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
— Jon (@arfmeasures.bsky.social) December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
20.
Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”
— pixelatedboat aka “mr reusing last christmas’s display name” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
21.
When on stage, never set your kazoo on fire. No matter how many masterpieces you have written for the instrument, people will always refer to you as 'the Jimi Hendrix of the kazoo'
— Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
22.
I like how at the end of A Christmas Carol we see that Scrooge is still a bit of a prick coz before he reveals to Bob Cratchit that he's raising his salary he does a big "I'm bollocking you, you cunt" fake-out. No ghost can stop Ebeneezer being a total banter merchant.
— Sooz Kempner (@soozuk.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 9:58 AM
23.
I nudged Jesus and ran laughing across the beach, then looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand. My flirting had once again been misunderstood.
— batkaren (@batkaren.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 7:13 PM
24.
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
— hype (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
25.
What is the german word for the humiliation of having your reply hidden
— andy van slyke (@im-all-id.bsky.social) December 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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