Kemi Badenoch says lunch is for wimps, sandwiches are breakfast food, and she has steak brought to her – 22 tasty takedowns
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Kemi Badenoch and the Tories are not beating the weird and unrelatable allegations with saying sandwiches are what you eat for breakfast pic.twitter.com/lOyolJtfPi
— Fiona Small (@FionaSmall) December 12, 2024
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Funny and potentially instructive that Kemi Badenoch’s views on *checks notes* sandwiches have attracted more comment and headlines than anything else she’s said as Tory leader in three months
Is it possible that sandwichgate will be the first some voters have heard of Badenoch?
— Josh Self (@Josh_Self_) December 12, 2024
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Kemi Badenoch catching her staffers eat their Tesco meal deal on the sly https://t.co/W2Us0Z4bBi pic.twitter.com/LSRcy3l44l
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) December 12, 2024
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I'd have thought a sandwich to be an ideal lunch for someone who needs one hand free to hack Harriet Harman's website x
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) December 12, 2024
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Kemi Badenoch trying to pitch herself as one of those appalling people of Linledin who pretend they get up at 4am every day to meditate and talk about "hustle culture". pic.twitter.com/A7l3AUa3BA
— Jim Cognito (@JimCognito2016) December 12, 2024
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We knew they attacked maternity rights and the minimum wage but I can’t believe the Tories’ big idea is to attack lunch breaks, Meal Deals & sandwiches.
A line has been crossed! #SandwichGate pic.twitter.com/yApberJzS9
— Neil Coyle (@coyleneil) December 12, 2024
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Kemi is right✔️
Modern Sandwiches aren’t real food anymore.
In my day sarnies like cheese & pickle WERE a meal!
Sandwiches today:
Avocado & rug
Quinoa & moth
Hand crafted celeriac & cholera
Fresh crab & gonorrhoea
Paper & air
Gum & cock
Jizz & tulip.
These AREN’T food at all!
pic.twitter.com/QBr31Boycb— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) December 12, 2024
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Kemi Badenoch has an employee, presumably paid using her MP Expenses (by you), bring her in a cooked steak every day for lunch.
And she boasts about this like it is a good thing.
— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) December 12, 2024
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What @KemiBadenoch is basically saying is she's so crap at her job she can't take a lunch break… a competent person would be able to take time to eat. pic.twitter.com/OfHuR48427
— Greg #CitizenNotSubject (@UKRegulator) December 12, 2024
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Sandwiches are woke. https://t.co/nz8QOb8SPX
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) December 12, 2024
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Idea for a programme: Badenoch’s Breakfasts. Start the day with Kemi and her oddly right-wing views on what you should eat, when, how long you should take and how moist your bread should be. Different guests each morning starting with Tim Farron, Melanie Phillips and Katie Price. pic.twitter.com/fIKCikhlF7
— Alistair King (@Alistair_King) December 12, 2024
It seems she might have been drawing inspiration from the world of cinema.
Kemi Badenoch channeling her inner Gordon Gekko (with a massive dollop of Alan Partridge). https://t.co/zIfhVVsHT2 pic.twitter.com/sOPBqOiGMF
— Eddie Burfi (@EddieBurfi) December 12, 2024
We’s have guessed she was shooting for Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
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