Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.
— Kristen (@Kica333) December 8, 2024
14.
Delta is asking people to voluntarily bump themselves and take the next flight. The current offer is $1,000. My demand is $765 million plus signing bonus and an escalator clause.
— Kelley Franco (@threeinningfan) December 11, 2024
15.
Today I learned that you’re supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting and NOT a jelly stain. So my apologies to the lady at Dunkin this morning. I was only trying to help
— Maurice McKitrick (@mauriceb3rd) December 9, 2024
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— SamInspired (@SamInspired) December 11, 2024
17.
Isn’t that a town in Wales? https://t.co/TjuOxugBsS
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 12, 2024
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Can’t believe this is how I found out about the Assad regime being toppled pic.twitter.com/cyp8PMoMAj
— ali (@alialialoalialo) December 8, 2024
19.
Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 12, 2024
20.
We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 11, 2024
21.
2024: “I’m sick of that Hawk Tauh Girl… When is her 15 minutes of fame gonna be up?”
2032: “I hope President Hawk Tauh Girl gets a second term.”
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) December 8, 2024
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reading vitamin reviews. so real pic.twitter.com/MtPai4yfhm
— “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE (@megantheevalium) December 7, 2024
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My really creepy/annoying neighbor asked me to borrow $20 for an emergency last week and now he’s been ducking me and it’s so awesome. Would have payed way more to get this guy to leave me alone
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 10, 2024
24.
Text a coworker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank
— Adam Ozimek (@ModeledBehavior) December 11, 2024
25.
What's your superpower?
Spiderman: ummm, parkour.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) December 11, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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