Prince Andrew and his pal, the Chinese spy – 21 seriously funny tweets about the Royal Family’s most dim son

13.

"Like a better-bred Billy Bunter, forever boasting of the imminent arrival of his mythical postal order, Prince Andrew has spent years in a Micawber-ish belief that ‘something will come up’ before too long." Me on the Duke's latest idiocy for @spectator https://t.co/zGVv6PGu4U

— Alexander Larman (@alexlarman) December 13, 2024

14.

The puzzle to me is why Prince Andrew would be told anything sensitive anyway. In the immortal words of Captain Mainwaring: ‘Boy’s an idiot’ pic.twitter.com/LJAkw66MKP

— frances quinn (@franquinn) December 14, 2024

15.

I'm old enough to remember when having a known association with an alleged spy was a treasonable offence.#PrinceAndrew

— Katy (@KatyJayne101) December 13, 2024

16.

Prince Andrew every time he speaks to one of his advisors. pic.twitter.com/ndDF4cMMCQ

— Official Michael (@Horwichbloke19) December 13, 2024

17.

Prince Andrew is basically what would happen if Barry Zuckerkorn from *Arrested Development* were a member of the Royal Family. https://t.co/F6YEeJCJdO

— Miles Smith IV (@IVMiles) December 13, 2024

18.

Got to be the most embarrassing job in the country…. working for 'Prince Andrew's office'.

You'd never admit it in public, would you?

Just tell everyone you were a crack dealer or people smuggler.

— Brian Harris (@harrisimo) December 13, 2024

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It’s hardly a ringing endorsement of Chinese intelligence if they thought Prince Andrew was worth spying on. pic.twitter.com/XK2SsLAJ6s

— Benedict Spence (@BenedictSpence) December 13, 2024

20.

Is there an individual in UK public life who has consistently displayed such poor judgement time after time? https://t.co/BiXVWPpmt8

— Elenita (@Coops_71) December 13, 2024

21.

Forget about Prince Andrew's links to a chinese government spy. How dare Meghan Markle close her own car door breaking royal protocol? https://t.co/CaBUmQu1jH

— LORD DURMZY (@fender_lord) December 13, 2024

It could be worse.

If Pep Guardiola's fall from grace gets any more rapid, he's going to get an invite to Prince Andrew's Christmas party.

— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) December 15, 2024

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