Our 100 favourite funny tweets of the year, 2024 – Part 1

26.

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) March 27, 2024

27.

Think I might have discovered the location of Super Mario Land. pic.twitter.com/GToVNEKldg

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) March 26, 2024

28.

It's wild how many grown adults complain about being in debt. Like, it's not hard. I have zero debt in my early 30s, all because I've worked since I was 16, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and my great great grandfather invented doors.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) March 26, 2024

29.

I can’t make any promises pic.twitter.com/XbAyoMBkGt

— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) April 3, 2024

30.

So…. "chess"? pic.twitter.com/TpTWVgo8ze

— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) April 2, 2024

31.

If Shakespeare had had an editor pic.twitter.com/hZXeVvxMeg

— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) April 7, 2024

32.

F#% me, that wordle looks solid. pic.twitter.com/txOPcyfsaU

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) April 6, 2024

33.

The painter’s radio heading back to the van after a long day of blasting Kiss FM pic.twitter.com/jUrrbTeGK1

— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) April 14, 2024

34.

when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

— rara (@mariahforathens) April 25, 2024

35.

Milky Way as seen from Mars. pic.twitter.com/EnsxsmQocg

— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) April 25, 2024

36.

“You couldn’t make it up”, says John Virgo, ignoring the existence of vast swathes of fiction describing events far more outlandish than a fluked red.

— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) May 1, 2024

37.

Stairs, but make them so I could potentially puncture both my lungs before I do a bit of admin x pic.twitter.com/eOW2MWKWut

— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) April 30, 2024

38.

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) April 30, 2024

39.

Hulu's like I see you paused your show with 4 minutes left, would be a shame if someone were to…restart it from the beginning

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 9, 2024

40.

tech savvy-kids helping out their parents in the

2000s: fixing the printer
2010s: turning off image smoothing on TV
2020s: explaining that both strange calls from you asking for money and everything they see on facebook are the products of dreaming machines trying to rob them

— merritt k (@merrittk) May 14, 2024

41.

So this one time, a friend asked me to PLEASE read a book so we could talk about it.

I read it… and I was like, um… I didn’t really like it…

Her: *happily* I know, right? Neither did I!

And I think this is my villain origin story.

— Hayley Reese Chow (@HayleyReeseChow) May 13, 2024

42.

The Kingdom of Genovia is at war pic.twitter.com/SdO1ZQeayi

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 16, 2024

43.

If you work from home and you can afford it, always get a cleaner. I’m getting so much done by hiding away in my office to avoid seeing the disapproval on her face at the state of my house.

— Hal Cruttenden (@Halcruttenden) May 20, 2024

44.

I don’t know why Apple is charging me 7.99 , 3.99 and 10.99 and I will never know. frankly that is none of my business

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 23, 2024

45.

This sign is an absolute LIE and the family that live in this house are incredibly rude. Do not fall for this trick cannot see what they get out of it absolute time wasters?! pic.twitter.com/679BfMITPc

— Laura Lexx – Touring NOW! (@lauralexx) May 21, 2024

46.

This looks like a graphic demonstrating the process of trousers becoming shorts. pic.twitter.com/3AU5fRCgmz

— LUKE (@luketaylortcd) May 27, 2024

47.

So. It turns out me & my best friend are going to die on the same day. That'll teach us to play snap with Tarot cards

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 29, 2024

48.

Fuck, Fuck, Goose! is based on the original children’s game except it’s just a Canada goose chasing you through the park.

— Neener Neener Neener (@neenertothe3) May 30, 2024

49.

“Um.” – 1st cow that got milked

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) June 3, 2024

50.

Proposal: we make all men's shirts like this until they give us pockets. pic.twitter.com/7HPYzEDKbC

— The Road Jess Travelled (@JessPected) June 2, 2024

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