Simply 25 festive funnies to get you into the mood for merriment
13.
if i gave birth in a barn and then a little boy came in and started playing the drums I would throw the baby at him
— trash jones (@jzux) December 15, 2024
14.
If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.
— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) December 8, 2024
15.
You don't scare me. You're not a trip to Costco on the weekend 10 days before Christmas.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) December 15, 2024
16.
Me: wow I have so much shit to do before I have to pick the kids up, I need to stop getting distracted
Also me: now seems like a good time to make a wreath using wild grapevines and dried flowers for my secret Santa— someone’s mom (@bustelo4babies) December 12, 2024
17.
– it takes up way too much space, it’s a drain on the family purse and it makes a f**king mess everywhere!
– sorry stuart, are we talking about you or the tree…? pic.twitter.com/Z8f7MvFgrw— forest fr1ends (also on BlueSky) (@forest_fr1ends) December 4, 2024
18.
That’s all the “cheese bought for Christmas” eaten again. Will have to buy some more cheese for Christmas now. And then I’ll eat that too, and be required to go out to buy some more cheese for Christmas. Stuck in a Christmas cheese loop.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 11, 2024
19.
"YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HELL OVER HERE AND WATCH THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH US AS A FAMILY AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE CHRISTMAS JOY!!"
– And other fun christmas things I say to my kids
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 15, 2024
20.
Red Cross: A blood donation is the best gift you can give to someone.
[Christmas morning]
Kids: [all screaming while opening presents]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 6, 2024
21.
He's making a list,
And checking it twice,
You're gonna find number 12
Very hard to believe.
Santa Clause is working
for Buzzfeed.— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 15, 2024
22.
By the end of Christmas Day 1976, I had labelled every inanimate object in the house, including a snoozing granddad. pic.twitter.com/RErmHmF360
— Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham and Stuff (@ronmanagernottm) December 10, 2024
23.
— Dad 2.0 – now with festive depression (@DadaBaseThought) December 16, 2024
24.
get her what she really wants this holiday season (a large quantity of potatoes prepared several different ways)
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) December 8, 2024
25.
A Man's Guide to Gift-Wrapping:
1) There is no such thing as too much tape
2) Forget everything you know about right angles
3) Wrapping gaps can be filled in with a different kinds of paper, political flyers and/or sticky notes
4) It’s okay to swear at inanimate objects— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 8, 2024
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