Our 100 favourite funny tweets of the year, 2024 – Part 2
76.
it's so funny to me that elon thinks we're going to do banking on here. imagine going to the bank and a guy makes fun of your outfit while three people call you slurs
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 29, 2024
77.
become ungovernable pic.twitter.com/JKP6B00NOA
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) August 24, 2024
78.
I made cookie dough 2 days ago and pre molded it into balls and froze them so I would be able to bake ONE cookie at a time AS NEEDED but so far I’ve just eaten 6 balls of cookie dough over a 2 day span
— Ashtyn Butuso (@lil_buts) August 28, 2024
79.
We will use anything but the metric system pic.twitter.com/W4l2PlkLuu
— Midge (@mxmclain) August 28, 2024
80.
Are you telling me a cis teen painted this chapel
— She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax) September 2, 2024
81.
Probably a better way to combine the words “portable” and “monitor” pic.twitter.com/9F6My585Qi
— Sarah York (@thesarahyork) September 3, 2024
82.
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 4, 2024
83.
I never used to worry about death but now I'm terrified it will break my winning wordle streak.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) September 5, 2024
84.
You know, the Cybertrucks aren't that impressive up close. pic.twitter.com/Wx3PfyjgpW
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 8, 2024
85.
Nobody:
Local Indian takeaway: "HERE IS A SMALL BAG OF HOT SALAD"— Sooz Kempner FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY (@SoozUK) September 9, 2024
86.
Peeing on it isn’t going to help. pic.twitter.com/fyZvoXEk2B
— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) September 11, 2024
87.
It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people. pic.twitter.com/NTAj7EJ4Uy
— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) September 10, 2024
88.
THAT DOG IS 59???????? pic.twitter.com/081xKcCo01
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) September 16, 2024
89.
My grandpa would be 97 today if he hadn’t double-crossed me
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) September 16, 2024
90.
Overheard on a bus today: “Is that old bloke listening to us?”
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) September 26, 2024
91.
"Can everyone turn their cameras on? Thanks a bunch"
Me on Teams camera: pic.twitter.com/W6IkqT9XGy
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 23, 2024
92.
The word 'posh' does a lot of heavy lifting in the UK – it can refer to anyone from landed gentry with a title and several thousand acres to someone who buys name brand biscuits at Tesco
— Eleanor Morton ($8) (@EleanorMorton) September 30, 2024
93.
Really disappointed to click on this and find they aren’t singing ‘You Can Call Me Al’ pic.twitter.com/QMAWhhxrO8
— Steph ️ (@66Steph82) October 9, 2024
94.
Today is the 958th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings; or as I prefer to call it "Brentry"
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 14, 2024
95.
Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus
— Circe (@vocalcry) October 20, 2024
96.
Scooby Doo’s opened a new place in Halifax pic.twitter.com/ZEuatkPEH3
— Chris Deeley (@ThatChris1209) October 24, 2024
97.
Me on an all-inclusive holiday #UniversityChallenge pic.twitter.com/qdIPbjRvQS
— Sophie Green (@Lafashionfolie) October 21, 2024
98.
I guess she got remarried pic.twitter.com/H5nV2d7vuB
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) October 29, 2024
99.
What my Yorkshire puddings see through the oven door as I wait for them to rise pic.twitter.com/874ZyD0IXx
— Grace (@graceyldn) November 17, 2024
100.
What's that bear doing here? pic.twitter.com/vg4VqZgjHG
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) November 16, 2024
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