23 times the fabulous James Blunt was funniest on Twitter in 2024

12.

Well, that’s one way to clear a train quickly. pic.twitter.com/xoZGTOVrst

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 27, 2024

13.

Slowest news day ever. https://t.co/EgiLARD4f6

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 8, 2024

14.

Uh-oh. https://t.co/s7gRWsADMN

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2024

15.

It’s always my fault, isn’t it. pic.twitter.com/uMDOzakFh8

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 25, 2024

16.

I never asked to do a duet with Paul Weller, so I guess he just really wanted to eat his own shit. https://t.co/D4DjjfO1fC

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 23, 2024

17.

Coz I’m singing about my cock. https://t.co/LDxctRl0GG

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 20, 2024

18.

Putting this on my gravestone. https://t.co/ovpKMKybAb

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 13, 2024

19.

So many hits since that I’d completely forgotten about this! https://t.co/heLZM5X3nf

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 11, 2024

20.

Seems appropriate to point out that it’s “you’re”. https://t.co/30J38B8W6L

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 22, 2024

21.

Been investigating how much my autograph is worth. pic.twitter.com/aM823DugVq

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 11, 2024

22.

Record-breaking queue today. https://t.co/wlc9N5EPDC

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 29, 2024

23.

Well, that’s unfortunate. pic.twitter.com/sZ3JQl1Ap5

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 25, 2024

Merry Christmas, Mr Blunt.

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