Andrew Tate declared that sleeping well is gay, and got caught napping – 14 satisfying takedowns
One of the worst things Elon Musk has done to Twitter – from a long list – has been allowing his blue-tick fanboys to write veritable novels, forgetting that it was created as a micro-blogging platform.
It’s what allows things like this self-indulgent monstrosity from Romanian-house-arrest expert Andrew Tate to exist. It’s enormous, so we won’t judge anyone for not staying with it to the end.
tl;dr It’s gay to have a good night’s kip – oh, and apostrophes are for losers (although we were reading between the lines for that.)
‘Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men.’
‘”I had a nap” = Gay
“I was sleeping” = Gay
“He didnt wake up yet” = Gay.I close my eyes but i never truly sleep.
Im tired but thats fine.
Life as a man is wanting food you dont eat.
And wanting sleep you CANT get.’
Never mind war mode, Tantrum Tate seems to be in War and Peace mode.
The Community Note was very clear.
Of course, it’s far from the first thing Andrew Tate has unilaterally declared ‘gay’, including, but not limited to –
Loving your wife
The Haka
Being impressed by a woman’s beauty
Wanting a woman to be president
Being 40 with fewer than five children
Let’s take a look at the reactions to his latest bigoted nonsense.
1.
Fellas, is it gay to…sleep? pic.twitter.com/lPybL9WYy5
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) December 17, 2024
2.
“Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men”
Honestly, I wish. Sad to say my eye bags tell a very different story. https://t.co/HIrGRC4fzp— Luke Tryl (@LukeTryl) December 17, 2024
3.
Let's spin the wheel to find out what Andrew thinks is gay today. And it's… *clicks past taking showers, bicep curls, getting good grades*…Sleep! It is gay to sleep! https://t.co/M2M7jt0M3m
— Shane Morris (@GShaneMorris) December 17, 2024
4.
‘sleep is for gays’ is the single most egregious piece of misinformation I have ever seen on this app https://t.co/EtHJVJZWjH
— Will (@WillBeckman_) December 17, 2024
5.
As Chairman of the @LGBTCons I can confirm that every single homosexual man in the world gets approximately 12 hours uninterrupted sleep a night – it’s actually mandatory to be gay. Permanently shirtless men like Andrew only need 1 hour a night because they are so manly & hetero. https://t.co/jBuPTEI8iv
— Luke Robert Black (@lukerobertblack) December 17, 2024
6.
Sleeping is gay
Sleeping soundly is gay
Blocking people is gay
Not owning any crypto is gay
Not having anxiety is Gay– Andrew Tate 2024 https://t.co/DPv4RplFZb
— UGO & The Big Steppers (@UGOOOTWEETS) December 17, 2024
7.
Andrew Tate must be struggling with those legal bills, because he wrote a full length essay on here about why getting a full nights sleep is gay
— Blair Rizz Project (@Fake_Anarchy) December 17, 2024
8.
Well everyone, sleep is now gay. Also, not having crippling anxiety about the state of the world is also gay. https://t.co/iBKirsl0D1
— Mr. Dr. Kalashnikov (@Spiteful_Design) December 17, 2024
9.
Tate having an emotional breakdown over sleep. https://t.co/X1e9Sej28Y pic.twitter.com/SZf2gnfDi6
— Gem (@gemtoos) December 16, 2024
10.
Take some magnesium before bed bro
— Gordon (@AltcoinGordon) December 16, 2024
11.
Reduce caffeine and have a little fibre before bed. 8 hours!!!
— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) December 17, 2024
12.
Andrew Tate, on waking up from a long lie in:
"Oh no…. Oh god no. What have I done. Oh god." pic.twitter.com/19SBzmxstX
— Gary Barratt (@GaryBarratt) December 17, 2024
13.
*bzzt* Sir, this is a Wendy's. pic.twitter.com/egyPOL2PIK
— Botzero (@botzero_net) December 17, 2024
14.
Did anyone really read that? Be honest
— Sny_Tzu (@snytzu) December 16, 2024
Sleep-deprivation can do terrible things to the mind.
Andrew Tate’s lack of sleep explains his insanity. It makes so much sense now. https://t.co/COQEMcBXVk
— Jamie Strudwick ️ (@JamieStrud) December 17, 2024
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