Our 25 favourite funny and festive Bluesky Christmas posts
13.
Suppose Xmas card season is in full swing. Just got this one from a nice family down the street
— Marc Ellison (@marcellison.bsky.social) December 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
14.
That's the Christmas tree done.
— David Noble (@davidpnoble.bsky.social) December 16, 2024 at 10:06 AM
15.
santa was the og year-end review
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) December 15, 2024 at 11:22 AM
16.
Yes, billionaires celebrate Christmas, too. Here are some of their stories.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
17.
The SANTA PLEASE STOP HERE signs really annoy me. Guys, he’s done the list, he’s packed the gear. This is a guy who lives and breathes logistics. Too late for this bullshit
— David O’Doherty (@phlaimeaux.bsky.social) December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
18.
Carolers: jingle bells
Batman: i love Christmastime
Carolers: batman smells
Batman: what the heck
— Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
19.
Nessa, from Gavin and Stacey, themed chocolates in Aldi.
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
20.
Festive food essentials #food
— Twisteddoodles (@twisteddoodles.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
21.
SCROOGE: you there! Boy! What day is it?
DOCTOR: it's the perfect day to go see the clown Pagliacci!
SCROOGE: but doctor- no, wait, wrong joke format
DOCTOR: oh sorry I'm very depressed you see
BOY: you should go see Pagliacci
DOCTOR: (pulls off mask) but I AM Pagl-
SCROOGE: GET OFF MY PORCH
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 9:15 AM
22.
Christmas Eve is a week away – time to put on a display of good behaviour for Father Christmas
— Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
23.
pacman: *eats ghosts*
[the next morning]
scrooge: *yawns* what an uneventful christmas eve. time to go fuck with the poors
— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
24.
for $50 me and three buddies will pretend we’re spirits and visit your boss in the middle of the night on christmas eve to convince them to give you a raise
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) December 15, 2024 at 2:03 PM
25.
WORD OF THE DAY.
EGGNOGSTIC.
A person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of Father Christmas.
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Simply 25 festive funnies to get you into the mood for merriment
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