Simply 30 of the funniest dad jokes to take the edge off a very long year
11.
I am giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry that came out wrong.
I am giving up. Drinking for a month.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 8, 2022
12.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 4, 2022
13.
Arguing with my wife is like reading a Software License agreement.
In the end you have to ignore everything and click “I agree”.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 25, 2024
14.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler.
Ever since, all I can think of is how to win her back.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 4, 2022
15.
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 22, 2024
16.
Me and my friends put a band together, we named it 999 megabytes.
Still don’t have a gig though.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 1, 2022
17.
The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe
Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 13, 2022
18.
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 2, 2022
19.
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group.
I see a lot of new faces here today.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 13, 2022
20.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 18, 2024