Simply 30 of the funniest dad jokes to take the edge off a very long year
21.
My wife told me I ruined her birthday.
But I didn't even know it was her birthday.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 23, 2022
22.
l asked my phone: “Siri, why am I so
bad with women?”She said: “I'm Alexa you moron.”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 16, 2022
23.
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 27, 2022
24.
I did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 16, 2024
25.
Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small
surgery, don't panic.Me: But my name isn't David.
Doctor: I know. I'm David.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 16, 2022
26.
When you die, what is the last part of your body to stop working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 10, 2022
27.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”
Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 17, 2022
28.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 10, 2022
29.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 13, 2022
30.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
Now they’re tenants.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 15, 2022
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— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) June 14, 2024
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