A guy advised men to go into debt to own a Rolex for the status it communicates, and the internet clubbed together to own him instead
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Or you could just buy a $40 Timex and live your fucking life. https://t.co/ARyqBYT2ji
— Jake of all Trades (@damoose_isloose) December 29, 2024
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a pair of Captain Tom gazelles.
Go into debt if you have to
Wearing Captain Tom gazelles communicates status to women and business relationships pic.twitter.com/hAmw3atU5Z
— kramerica industries (@hepimp) December 30, 2024
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Random dude @ the bar: “look at my watch, it’s a Rolex”
Me: https://t.co/RSTaSma5SO pic.twitter.com/zYwHVUxKlg
— mouthy mom (@mouthy_mom_) December 28, 2024
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a tungsten cube
Go into debt if you have to
This is not satire. You can get a cube for 4 grand
Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships
And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate pic.twitter.com/cFyRA7tAuy
— James Stuber (@uberstuber) December 28, 2024
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Ladies, don't go for a guy with a Rolex. Go after a guy with this watch. It shows he is a nerd (makes money), not showy (good with money), and sentimental for the past (will remember your anniversary). https://t.co/VMG44VsOQX pic.twitter.com/gzVCVyTDpm
— Not a Good Jewish Girl ✡️ (@estherzelda0514) December 29, 2024
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I’m a woman. I worked in luxury watch resale for several years
‘Cheapest I could get away with’ Business School status watches make you look like you aspire one day to ruin a rather boring marriage by having frankly mediocre sex with a dumpy cakey foundation early 20s secretary. https://t.co/h29TsF5cRs
— Al (@SweatieAngle) December 29, 2024
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A $4k Rolex communicates “I got the cheapest Rolex I could afford”
— I Will Never Comply (@GTS9911) December 29, 2024
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This is not satire. You can get 200+ indie games for 4 grand
Having indie games communicates status to devs and other players of indie games
And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate https://t.co/rwz9duraV7
— Junch (@junchgaming) December 30, 2024
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This is not satire. Charge your damn phone, brother. https://t.co/hRou8rXRrd
— There are weeks where decades happen (@PanazWasHere) December 30, 2024
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I interview kids sometimes and all having a Rolex on your wrist as a 24 year old or whatever communicates is that your parents are rich. https://t.co/OvATIRrWPV
— Noah (@NoahMF) December 28, 2024
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If you’re a guy in your early 30s, befriend a large bird
Get bird flu if you have to
This is not satire. You can become friends with a bird for 4 peanuts with shell on
Having a bird friend communicates status to women and business relationships
And if you befriend it right it… pic.twitter.com/cvyP04vRIk
— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) December 29, 2024
There was a definite fly in the financial ointment.
I'm trying to imagine a lending institution that would float a 4K loan to a guy in his early 20s so he could buy the special watch that Will Get Him Laid https://t.co/dG5RoKeysb
— MDub, Pete's humanⓂ️ (@emmdub559) December 29, 2024