Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Just a tourist map of Austria. pic.twitter.com/cJKUqtx9PX
— Klara (@klara_sjo) January 2, 2025
14.
been an electric year of WhatsApp chats with my dad pic.twitter.com/fHxZUZ89hj
— Aidan James (@mcandidate) January 1, 2025
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should” pic.twitter.com/Rh7MijG4bS
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 1, 2025
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I get so stressed trying to keep track of all my Christmas vouchers. I wish there was a universal voucher you could spend anywhere. Maybe it could have the king's face on it and come in different denominations.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) January 2, 2025
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Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 1, 2025
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— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 30, 2024
19.
These modern phones are great but I miss the days of old Nokias… you know if you were out and needed a hammer, a weapon or even an anchor for a boat.. voila
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) December 31, 2024
20.
My silence ends today. The Toys R Us song is full of lies. "There's a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with."
1. Grammar aside, that figure is wildly overestimated.
2. If you tried to play with most of them without buying them, that giraffe would hunt you for sport.— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) December 29, 2024
21.
Evan is absolutely smashing World’s Strongest Man but his poor nan is in last place pic.twitter.com/EgolDGHo36
— Con (@con___________) December 30, 2024
22.
Our new dryer has a “Less Dry” setting for when I want to put on damp clothes I guess.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 31, 2024
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— tim russ (@timruss2) January 2, 2025
24.
And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) January 2, 2025
25.
I've never been in an escape room but I have tried to leave a B&M without buying anything.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) January 2, 2025