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Andrew Tate is planning to run for Prime Minister and his schoolboy errors saw him owned into the next dimension
Never let it be said that Andrew Tate is wasting his time under house arrest in Romania awaiting various charges including human trafficking and rape, charges which the self-proclaimed misogynist has denied. .
Now it has emerged that Tate is planning an unexpected moved into politics. Specifically, as the prime minister of the United Kingdom (or something like it),
Ultra serious post.
Should I enter politics and run for Prime Minister of the UK?
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) January 5, 2025
And no-one, we can say with absolute confidence, is more excited about it than Tate himself.
I have not slept since announcing my political ambitions.
Party announcement and manifesto release shortly.
People of Great Britain.
Help is coming.
Hold out for the cavalry.
Dont give up.
I will be the Prime Minister.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) January 6, 2025
But there was something about that ‘ultra serious’ initial tweet which suggested that Tate is not to be taken seriously. In any way. Ever.
First, there was this.
You cannot run to be Prime Minister in the United Kingdom, you fucking idiot. https://t.co/QaYwzGQpCz
— jack (@jacktism_) January 5, 2025
And this.
The moron can't even spell the name of the country he wants to be in charge of. pic.twitter.com/vSmV70xS0R
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) January 5, 2025
Oh, and also this.
He’s not even allowed to leave the house to run down the corner shop in Romania let alone run for PM in UK.
Can’t even spell Britain ffs. pic.twitter.com/vDMaDMjSvq
— Ben Smith (@BSmithBenS) January 5, 2025
And let that be the end of it. Apart from the entirely on-point mockery, obviously,
1.
Look if he wants to be the Prim Ministory of the Untied Klingon then let him.
— Jonathan Eilbeck (@JonathanEilbeck) January 5, 2025
2.
sAvE bRiTaN pic.twitter.com/gJlf7m6LEH
— Hyman Jack Spazzer (@_Arne_Slot) January 5, 2025
3.
So in the next 4 years he's going to:
1) establish a political party (no existing one would have him
2) fund it
3) stand candidates in every ENG and WAL seat
4) win 325 of said seatsExcuse me a sec …
— Andy Burge (@AndyGJBurge) January 6, 2025
4.
Running to be mp for Bury south doesnt have the same ring to it i guess
— Redface️ (@buddha21) January 5, 2025
5.
Seems we've found someone who knows less about UK politics than Elon Musk. I mean, Tate probably needs to look at Lawrence Fox's piss poor attempt at trying to create a right wing party. It just dont' work that way
Or he could run in a seat and lose his deposit/lose to the MRLP
— Sophia (@The_Ice_Creamy) January 6, 2025
6.
The number of men who have NO imposter syndrome is staggering beyond belief.
— Sharon Connolly (@emzialzi) January 5, 2025
7.
He spelt it Britan on his own poll!
I think he should maybe learn to run spellchecker first…— Clive (@Clivegab) January 6, 2025
8.
How, exactly, is the Chinless Po-Tate-Oe going to do so from a prison cell in Romania? pic.twitter.com/oA5MbfYV39
— Bearly Politics (@i_iratus) January 5, 2025
9.
You can't "run" for Prime Minster in the UK.
Nobody can "run" to be Prime Minster ffs!!
The UK Political Electoral System doesn't work like that; it's not the USA, ya know Tate!!
He would have to be head of a political party that holds the majority of seats in Parliament. Who's…— M2M® (@MattB_M2M) January 5, 2025
To conclude (with a neutron star heavy emphasis on ‘many’) ….
"He’s not even allowed to leave the house…"
Merely the first of many, many hurdles.
— Baz Radical Left Monster™~3.5%️ (@basil_ireton) January 5, 2025
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