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Andrew Tate’s new ‘political party’, BRUV, has ushered in April Fools’ Day nearly three months early – 21 resounding facepalms

Oonagh Keating. Updated January 7th, 2025

We were under the impression that it was January. The Christmas decorations have just come down, the Easter chocolate is in the shops – yes, really – and half of the UK and Ireland is experiencing snow.

But it can’t be January, because this is clearly an April Fools trick.

YES BRUV The Britain Restoring Underlying Values party will restore the once Great Britain. As leader I am held fully accountable. If the plan has not been actioned within 45 days of power I will step down from leadership. No delays. Charter below. Join the movement: http://Votebruv.co.uk

Not to go all John McEnroe, but he cannot be serious. We’re half convinced the character of Andrew Tate is just a long-running bit and he’s about to drop the hottest spoof documentary of the decade.

There’s a lot in his charter. It’s almost as though he has nothing but time on his hands, as he remains under house arrest in Romania on a number of charges – which he strenuously denies – including assault and sex trafficking.

If you want to read the full thing for a laugh or to be appalled (or both), you can do that here, but in the meantime, here are a few choice snippets.

He’ll be unapologetic and relentless for Britain, it says here.

A Time-Limited Mission of Accountability This isn't about empty promises or lifelong careers in politics- it's about results. Everything I pledge comes with a strict time limit. If I don't deliver, I step down. No excuses, no hiding, no second chances. Unlike the career politicians who cling to power while achieving nothing, I will hold myself accountable to the same standard I demand from others. If I fail, I face the consequences-because leadership is about service, not self-preservation. This is a mission, not a reign. And it ends the moment it stops delivering for the British people. We can save Britain quickly with immediate and decisive action. Unapologetic. Relentless. For Britain.

There’ll be a ‘let them drown’ policy, he doesn’t understand that illegal immigration isn’t all about boats, and he’s already calling himself the prime minister.

BRITISH MEN DIED FOR BRITISH SOIL. IT IS NOT YOURS AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO IT. IT IS NOT A LINE ON A MAP, IT IS AN ISLAND DEFENDED WITH THE LIVES OF THE BRAVE. IF YOU GET ON A BOAT, WE WON'T LET YOU IN. WE HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT BOAT NO MATTER HOW ROUGH THE SEA. YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THE BOAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO OUR LAND. ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION WILL FALL TO ZERO ENFORCED BY THE ROYAL NAVY. DO NOT COME TO OUR ISLE. DO NOT RISK IT. WE DO NOT OFFER SALVATION. PRIME MINISTER TATE.

In an effort to make the BBC ‘more factual’, it will get its topics from X.

Reforming the BBC: A Rotten Institution The BBC was once a cornerstone of British culture. Today, it's a stain on our nation's name. Sexual abuse scandals. Allegations of child exploitation. Reports of pornographic content. This is not just negligence-it's rot. And it must be purged. The BBC will be stripped down and rebuilt: . Its mission will be factual reporting, not propaganda. BBC will get its topics from X and have a community notes style online system for verification of all stories and debate with the public. The BBC will have a public trust score based on its accurate reporting of events and voted on by the populace. The BBC MUST reach a minimum trust level to be government funded. The BBC must serve Britain-not undermine it.

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“Britain needs warriors-not worriers.”

Restoring Masculinity and Strength: The Foundation of a Thriving Nation Weak men build weak nations. Britain's decline is rooted in a culture that has forgotten the value of strength, discipline, and resilience. To restore our nation's greatness, we must rebuild its backbone- strong men who protect, provide, and lead. Boxing and Wrestling in Schools Discipline, courage, and perseverance aren't taught-they're forged. By bringing boxing and wrestling back into schools, we will empower young men to channel their energy, learn self-control, and develop resilience in the face of adversity. These sports don't just build physical strength; they instil mental fortitude and a sense of purpose. A generation of disciplined young men will rebuild the character of our nation and restore pride in what it means to be British. Licensed, Armed Security A nation that can't protect its streets can't protect its future. London must no longer be a city ruled by fear, where ambition and achievement are overshadowed by crime. By making licensed, armed security accessible, we will ensure that our capital is a beacon of safety and opportunity. This policy isn't about aggression-it's about deterrence and control. A secure Britain is a Britain where families, businesses. and communities can thrive without fear. Strength-both physical and moral-is the foundation of every great nation. Britain's revival starts with restoring the virtues of masculinity: discipline, responsibility, and courage. Strong men don't just build strong nations; they inspire them. And Britain's men will lead the way. Britain needs warriors-not worriers.

Our irony meters exploded when we pointed them at the image of a teacher writing ‘entreprenulsoip’ on the board during a literacy lesson.

Revolutionising Education: Building the Future Britain Deserves Britain's future doesn't lie in outdated manufacturing-it lies in innovation, entrepreneurship, and technology. To create a nation of leaders and problem-solvers, we will: • Overhaul the national curriculum to prioritise entrepreneurship. critical thinking, and financial literacy. • Arm young Britons with the skills to launch businesses, pioneer technologies, and dominate the global stage. ⚫ Teach our children not just to take jobs, but to create them. A nation of innovators is a nation of power. Britain may not outpace the world in manufacturing, but it can lead as a global business and technology powerhouse. This transformation starts in our schools. We'll teach every child the value of hard work, the tools to succeed, and the drive to build a future where they can provide for their families and thrive in a competitive world.

All this – and more – will be implemented within 45 days. Okay, bruv.

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