This list of demands from a woman hoping to get her daughter a puppy goes directly to ‘unhinged’
A Redditor named u/Toz__ got the readership of r/ChoosingBeggars absolutely bristling with anger when they shared a post by a woman who was looking for a French bulldog pup – and had a lot of demands.
It’s quite long – but well worth the effort, and the text is below the image, for those who prefer it.
Here’s the transcript –
“Hello, my name is Amy and I’ve followed your beautiful frenchies for a long time.
I’m a mother to a beautiful and extremely intelligent 2 year old daughter. We have been searching for a frenchy puppy and have tried out 5, but all have had temperament issues and failed to bond with my daughter. As I said she’s extremely intelligent and understands temperament testing that we must do. All 5 puppies have failed.
Is this a common problem in frenchies? We won’t tolerate a puppy that snaps when my daughter is giving it a kiss or showing affection. I’ll explain our requirements, you can reply if you’re able to furnish a puppy to fit our needs.
We require dark eyes as lighter colored eyes are a sign of Satan.
We require tolerance training be done by 6 weeks.
We would want our baby no later than 10 weeks as this is when they form bonds for life. More breeders should know this.
Puppy must be fully house trained. We would require some video of the puppy wearing clothes as my daughter will want to dress the dog.
We will need a complete allergy panel done and a guarantee of zero allergies. We prefer a shorter hair coat with zero to minimal shedding. We will want a trial period to ensure bonding with my daughter can occur, a minimum 2 weeks.
We don’t believe in vaccines so we will require no vaccines for our Frenchie.
We are open to some suggestion but would prefer the puppy has a certificate for a completed obedience class, we won’t tolerate chewing. Understand my daughter has expensive things that will not be destroyed.
We do like the spotted ones but will consider any color but brindle. Our daughter is highly perceptive in good energy and bad energy. She will know immediately if the puppy has good energy.
We also would require a sanitization protocol be followed for COVID-19. If we choose your dog I’ll send the protocol to you for you to follow. I do have a friend that’s assisting in this search and will travel to your home to pre-screen you and puppy soon after babies are born.
I will need to know ASAP if you are able to provide our perfect baby as I am screening others.
Have a Blessed Day!”
Let’s take another look at some of those points.
We don’t use the word ‘yikes’ lightly – but yikes!
These comments express just how much head-shaking Reddit did over the would-be puppy owner.
Ya, they shouldn’t be allowed to own a dog.
ShadowChikatilo
Maybe if you’ve gone through 5 dogs and your “super intelligent 2 year old” hasn’t been a good fit with ALL of them, it’s the fact that she’s acting like a normal 2 year old who actually does NOTTTTT know fully how to be gentle with a dog. Just maybe.
kbc87
At least they put their nonsense out there so breeders can blacklist them 🙂
coconutxkitten
Under ten weeks, but fully house trained with no chewing or snapping? Yeah that seems in the bounds of reality…
TerryToiletTime
And the dog will need to tap dance for us on command.
Real-Theory7689
Wait she doesn’t believe in dog vaccines?!?! My brain broke! Is she trying to have a dog with rabies around her two year old? What’s the logic here? Or is there just none.
kouturecrochet
This person doesn’t want a dog. I don’t know what they want, but it’s not a dog.
ashmclou
u/HMS_Slartibartfast had a suggested response to Amy.
Proper response is
“Thank you for reaching out. Per our policy, the father MUST be the one to initiate contact as outlined in prophesy. As you have reached out to us we must turn you down. We do not sell our dogs to witches or brides of Satan”.
It may be hard, but you CAN out-crazy the crazy! 😈😈😈😈😈
But are her eyes light or dark?
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This woman’s hilariously outrageous Tinder demands got exactly the responses they deserved
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