25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
— RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
14.
“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you
— directional transsexual (@north0fnorth.tgirl.gay) January 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
15.
If you can’t find a thing you already own just buy another one and put it in a place where you won’t forget about it. Boom, there’s the old one.
16.
"Do you like my coat, would you say it's a good coat?"
"I'd go further than that…"— Daniel Kennedy (@fliglman.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
17.
Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them
— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
18.
No, you misunderstood. When I said let’s circle back to this in January, I didn’t say THIS January.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
19.
Being a man in Hollywood is incredible.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) January 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
20.
how it feels to say "i don't have facebook"
— anne t. donahue (@annetdonahue.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
21.
Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment:
Chuck Brisket
Rib Silverside
Rump Foreshank
Plate Centreloin
Flank Saddleback— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
22.
‘Your weekly progress report from Fitbit!’
The week:— Sophie Hall (@sophlouisehall.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
23.
RICHIE RICH: please richie rich was my father's name. call me Dick Dick
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
24.
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight— Beawoof (@ifneedbee.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
25.
I love the Count of Monte Cristo. When he scrunches his little purple face up and goes "One Monte Cristo! Two Monto Cristos! Three Monte Cristos! Eh, eh, eh!"
— Michael Kupperman (@mkupperman.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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