The ‘Blocking is not enough’ joke format wishes some delightfully petty inconveniences on internet trolls – 23 funny favourites
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Blocking someone isn’t enough. I want them to get stuck at a red light on a hill while driving a stick shift.
— January James-Riggs (@JanuaryJames) January 7, 2025
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blocking them isn't enough, I need them to have the constant farts at all the wrong moments.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 7, 2025
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Blocking isn’t enough. I want one of your nostrils permanently stuffed up.
— who cares (@DianaG2772) January 7, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough. I need them to step on a lego.
— Duchess Sexpert (@DuchessSexpert) January 7, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough.
I want them to wake up to no coffee.— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) January 7, 2025
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Blocking isn't enough; I want them to have their favorite clothes shrink in the washing machine every time they do laundry.
— TRAUMARESPONSE (@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE) January 8, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I want them to get comfortable in bed and then have to pee like two minutes later.
— Spanx (@spanxjokes) January 7, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want their shirt to catch on a door handle
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 7, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want their smoke detector batteries to die at midnight after they fall asleep.
— Flynn Unbound (@FlynnUnbound) January 7, 2025
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Blocking someone isn’t enough. I want them to step in the shower and 30 seconds later, someone flushes the toilet.
— badkitty (@badkitty_) January 7, 2025
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blocking someone isn’t enough i want them to be forced to drink orange juice after brushing their teeth
— S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky) January 6, 2025
It’s good to have confidence.
Actually blocking them is enough. No longer having access to me is the worst punishment of all
— Eka Bakie (@EkaBakie) January 7, 2025
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