Jake Humphrey shared his KPI catch-up with his wife on LinkedIn and it got all the mockery you’d expect – 17 funniest responses

Poke Staff. Updated January 9th, 2025

Just the word ‘alignment’ is enough to make you feel sick. https://t.co/jWBlXeOMn6

— Myles (@MylesMartin31) January 8, 2025

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This week the wife and I just decided to get smashed whilst the pubs are a bit quieter. Key deliverables

— Razor Marone (@Streettough) January 8, 2025

11.

Can’t wait for the results of the quarterly review in March to see how it’s going https://t.co/zl9rlZyQo0

— KevJ ♿️ (@KevvyJ63) January 9, 2025

12.

Probably classed the dinner as ‘networking’

— Ben (@bennybroadbean) January 8, 2025

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Comparing KPIs over a starter ffs. https://t.co/iU3UxG26Dx

— GB (@gbacon85) January 8, 2025

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I worked with a guy who proposed to his wife by making a PowerPoint presentation to her (and her parents) about their future life together and his financial prospects (he was a banker). And yes, he was super weird

— Suze (@99_hp) January 9, 2025

15.

Worst anniversary meal ever. https://t.co/bQFhtboQca

— Flo (@flomatthewss) January 9, 2025

16.

Apparently they did it on teams from opposite sides of the restaurant, with headsets.

— Rob Falkner (@DBFalks87) January 9, 2025

17.

pic.twitter.com/FwnKWtkg8U

— Ben Webbo (@BenWebbo23) January 8, 2025

Just in the interests of balance and all that …

Maybe a controversial take, but maybe just maybe it’s quite healthy to communicate with a loved one openly and honestly.

What’s weird is posting it on social media – but I bet some people slating this do this with their partner soon. https://t.co/CfuAHm7CDT

— DJS (@HatScarfShirt) January 8, 2025

And a final twist.

…he’s deleted the post hahahahaha

— Aidan James (@mcandidate) January 9, 2025

H/T @mcandidate

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