Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Why do all of Trump’s homes look like they were decorated by Saddam Hussein’s mother in-law? pic.twitter.com/l7cG5Xike4
— Carlos Turnbull (@cturnbull1968) January 8, 2025
14.
I don’t think we should be adding any new states to the US until we fix whatever the fuck is wrong with New Jersey
— Jamie (@spacej_me) January 8, 2025
15.
Dishwasher: *starts*
Peanut butter on knife: LMAO
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 5, 2025
16.
The upcoming documentary on Melania’s life will cover her charitable works, her service to her country, her appreciation of the arts and her deep and lasting friendships. It has a running time of just under 2 seconds
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) January 7, 2025
17.
Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) January 8, 2025
18.
In the spirit of the new Twitter algorithm which is promoting positive content, I’m positive Elon Musk is a fucking asshole.
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) January 9, 2025
19.
I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) January 5, 2025
20.
Just told my son this is Timothee Chalamet pic.twitter.com/niGPe5Z5OB
— H.K (@HKesvani) January 8, 2025
21.
why’s it when a house makes random sounds it’s “settling” but when my bowels do it they’re “irritable”
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 7, 2025
22.
I just spent 3 hours looking for my iPad, how’s your day going? pic.twitter.com/Wk47g2zxCY
— Super Mark (@supermarkusa) January 9, 2025
23.
Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.
— BOOP (@Boopyfuluni) January 9, 2025
24.
A McRib killed my tapeworm.
— The Reverend Dr. Karl Pathös (@dankcharnley) January 9, 2025
25.
Apple Watches are just Tomagotchi’s except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself
— B, The Favorite Ex-GF ✨ (@crushed_silver) January 9, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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