25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Beware! Could be a gateway to lasagna or, even worse, ravioli.
— Mike Hall (@hotdonkeymike.bsky.social) January 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
14.
First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
— Incognito Finito (@incognitofinito.bsky.social) January 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
15.
it's crazy that ppl used to die constantly from diarrhea. I've had diarrhea tons of times and never even came close to death! just another example of how everyone in olden times was a huge pussy
— America's Lounge Singer (@krang.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
16.
There should be a little stall at the end of the drive-through car wash where you can buy a souvenir photograph of yourself enjoying the ride.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) January 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
17.
My model shows a 41% chance that Greenland will become a state before DC does. And I tell you the best place to get navy bean soup in Nuuk AND the best place to get reindeer suaasat in Adams Morgan. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) January 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
18.
i don't trust fantasy books that don't take the time to describe food in great detail
— Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
19.
Please enjoy this timeline, where Biff got the almanac.
— scha·den·freu·de (@blisterpearl.bsky.social) January 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
20.
There has to be any easier way to not get laid
21.
THERAPIST: You need more friends
ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week
THERAPIST: …
ME: …
THERAPIST: … So all of these-
ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys
— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt.com) January 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
22.
I'll decide whose they are, thank you.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
23.
Police have advised they have nothing to go on
— Chris Webb (@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
24.
Everyone this week going on about Eric Morecambe’s Estate Auction, but I picked up Bruce Forsyth’s spice rack from a bloke in the pub for a fiver
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
25.
I actually cried during the first 10 mins of "A Complete Unknown."
And the only other time I've ever cried in the first 10 mins of a movie was when I accidentally paid to see "Avatar" in 2D.
— John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) January 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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