Simply 17 deliciously Smithsesque complaints about dining out that could be album titles

10.

Spots on the Silverware and Butter on My Napkin

— Lynn Wall (@LenguaLynn) January 6, 2019

11.

@GibbonMatthew

The Food Was Delicious But The Tablecloth Wasn’t Clean pic.twitter.com/TVacpikTTt

— Helen the Melon (@NellDollBell) January 6, 2019

12.

This Costs Too Much To Not Fill Me Up. https://t.co/8pMWGiuL0m

— j (@inztantcrush) January 9, 2019

13.

Fussy Baby At The Next Table Over https://t.co/zDDQyK8Gcq

— Sam (@korvys) January 7, 2019

14.

I Would Call This A Mediocre Doughnut https://t.co/7OZyIEuWPX

— b r i a n (@abrianmc) January 6, 2019

15.

The turmeric in this latte is burning my tongue. https://t.co/rhYaTz2IPR

— Philip Luke Johnson (@phillegitimate) January 7, 2019

16.

I Asked The Manager For A Knife For My Ribs And He Told Me To Just Use My Hands https://t.co/m80zbG3zjy

— nicool (@Nicole_Harvel) January 7, 2019

17.

My Cup Was Left Empty Too Long https://t.co/ONxDXUQDn1

— Brett Elizabeth (@fartmaster5000) January 15, 2019

Where’s Johnny Marr when you need him?

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Here’s a rather unlikely video of The Nolans covering a song by The Smiths. You’re welcome!

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