petty revenge

John Plunkett. Updated January 15th, 2025

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i asked a woman who was standing too close to me in line at home depot to give me 6 ft of space. she laughed and said “HA i’ll give you some fucking space” and is now like 15 ft behind me, thinking she won and not realizing that is my absolute best case scenario

— britt jones (@imBrittJones) April 26, 2020

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This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that’s cool. She’s watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who’s changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it’s Petty Labelle.

— ️‍Regina (@heyqueenregina) November 26, 2018

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The pettiest thing i ever did during a breakup was go to his kitchen and take back every spice i bought. Find another bitch to spice up ur life cuz it ain’t gonna be me

— sweet dee (@deelalz) December 26, 2018

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Whenever people tailgate me when I’m going 40 in a 35 I always purposely slow down because it’s like I gave you an extra 5 and you didn’t appreciate it so now you get nothing

— Mon (@monschleichs) July 27, 2018

13.

My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016

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a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back

— ceej (@ceejoyner) April 20, 2017

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Coffee shop.

People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.

I just bought the domain name.

— Khalil (@sehnaoui) May 17, 2017

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My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.

— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021

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