These 17 snapshots from ‘Tastefully Offensive’ over on Instagram perfectly capture the joys (and otherwise) of the way we live now
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Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you’re reading this, I can’t replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk—still echoing in my soul— serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences
— MolloWop (@MolloWop) October 26, 2021
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Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.
— Adam B. Hill, M.D. (@Adamhill1212) January 12, 2022
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It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made
— Dan Kaufman (@D_Kauf11) December 11, 2022
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[doing things I’m bad at]
“ugh, I suck at everything”[doing things I’m good at]
“this doesn’t count because it’s easy for me”— ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse) September 22, 2022
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 3, 2021
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The closest feeling to a snow day as an adult is not having to wash a measuring cup because you only used it for water
— RiRi (@RiadhEgan) January 18, 2023
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My boyfriend & I each had a cat when we moved in together. Normally, mine sits with me and his sits with him. But tonight we are sitting in each others chairs, so now we are sitting with each others cats.
Turns out, our cats are attached to the spots they sit, not us at all 😂
— Dr Emma Beckett (@DrEmmaBeckett) October 9, 2019
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daughter: can i keep the night light on?
me: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? use your head, sweetie
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) August 27, 2019
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Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety
— The Dad (@thedad) April 9, 2018
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