25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
i hope the next “tiktok trend” is longform reading and critical analysis !!!!!
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) January 19, 2025
14.
People should also put up “NEW CAT” posters around the neighborhood so it’s not all just bad news
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) January 22, 2025
15.
this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on
— marc (@msnetiker) January 22, 2025
16.
Me: Help! My cookies always keep spreading.
Facebook: Chill the dough.
Instagram: Use parchment paper.
Twitter: So does your mom. pic.twitter.com/LfAsK7pIF4
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 22, 2025
17.
i hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and i have to find something new to complain about
— S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky) January 21, 2025
18.
There’s no easy way to say this: himbvchhbdsadhjo
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) January 21, 2025
19.
I have issued a new executive order prohibiting library patrons from telling me how tired I look
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) January 22, 2025
20.
That motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/AbrRPjVmeG
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) January 23, 2025
21.
men will see this and literally think “hell yeah” pic.twitter.com/WjZEOp7vSR
— mel (@melschnef) January 22, 2025
22.
It took Angelina Jolie seven months to learn to sing like Maria Callas. It took Timothée Chalamet five years to learn to sing like Bob Dylan. Imagine how long it must have taken to teach the ape to sing like Robbie Williams
— The Marshall McLuhan LP (@fireh9lly) January 23, 2025
23.
Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) January 23, 2025
24.
BMW has announced they are leaving X.
This historic event marks the first time a BMW has signaled before lane departure.
— Stacy Is Right (@PatrioticPizzas) January 23, 2025
25.
All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) January 20, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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