Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Me trying to sell someone on intermittent fasting, after 12 hours with no food pic.twitter.com/FpLDjE5us8
— Brock (@Brock_Teee) February 12, 2025
14.
I eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for advice
— jeje (@JestJeJe) February 9, 2025
15.
I'm not Thumbelina, I'm Middlefingerina.
— Case (@Cactuscali1991) February 12, 2025
16.
wearing a jumpsuit is so fun and flirty until youre in a public restroom
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) February 8, 2025
17.
One time we had a perfect sized container with a lid for our leftovers and room in the fridge all on the same night.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 10, 2025
18.
we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.
— Owl at the Library ♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) February 12, 2025
19.
Been going out to eat by myself a lot lately and the maître de’s eyes light up when you say “just one”
They are about to stick you in a place you didn’t even know was a part of the restaurant.
— r/JaneAustenPowerscaling Mod (@NBABabySecret) February 8, 2025
20.
"We can argue all day about the rights and wrongs but long story short, we're out of tuna" pic.twitter.com/PmeYOFqap4
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) February 9, 2025
21.
Gordon Ramsey only funny cuz he not talking to me like that
— Redd (@ReddCinema) February 12, 2025
22.
Every AI post is like "Wow look at this" and then somebody holds up the digital equivalent of a Big Mouth Billy Bass with dying batteries.
— emmylou diamond phillips (@thamosdeaf) February 13, 2025
23.
I'm at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I'm just like whatever I'll be dan for a minute
— Man of Letters (@manofletterz) February 11, 2025
24.
Always hope, I suppose. pic.twitter.com/DfU1ZNTlIU
— Cait Mercer (@MercerCait) February 13, 2025
25.
To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book… I have some devastating news
— B, The Favorite Ex-GF ✨ (@crushed_silver) February 11, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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