25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I hope to disappoint a burglar one night with my kitchen drawer full of KFC plastic sporks, Taco Bell packets and wet naps.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) February 19, 2025
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NOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO ASK HIM WHY THE N IS BLACK https://t.co/qrcAHo0UIG
— A (@thankyou_payme) February 18, 2025
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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 17, 2025
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Me: I have a paper cut.
Universe: Excellent. I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) February 20, 2025
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I was googling about the best time to visit Maldives. It is when you have money.
— Ed, Edd n Eddy (@Edward_G8) February 17, 2025
18.
ICYMI: Taking Putin at his word is starting to have consequences! pic.twitter.com/EBky4s0q9X
— NewsThump (@newsthump) February 20, 2025
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just saw a tiktok of someone saying they’re “never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and literally planted garlic in their backyard a grew more. brother do u think u just discovered agriculture???
— tate (@50FirstTates) February 19, 2025
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I sold my house to one of those companies that pay cash. Well… it was my neighbor's house but I'm already in Mexico
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) February 15, 2025
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To stop them from contracting God-given polio x pic.twitter.com/bfjfg7N5qo
— Gareth (@Cadmarch) February 20, 2025
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Being married means never admitting you were the last one to see the item that is now lost.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) February 19, 2025
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Jeez, even the ghost of Nixon is doing podcasts now. pic.twitter.com/l7X6CaDzWq
— Michael Glasper (@MichaelCGlasper) February 20, 2025
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9yo: I'm not grounded, you're grounded
me, goes in room and closes door: this is amazing
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 20, 2025
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Sorry I was late. The app that I’ve been automatically logged into for months was asking for my password
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) February 20, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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