This would-be online buyer had a funny idea of how fish work
The customer is always right – right? Wrong! Sometimes the customer is a complete idiot and totally wrong.
For example, this is a conversation between an aquarium owner and a potential buyer of an Oscar fish.
Other Redditors had some tongue-in-cheek questions about the “used” Oscar.
What’s the mileage on that fish?
Nonsuperstites
I always kick the tires on any used fish I get. It’s the only way to tell if it’s got low mileage.
saffiegal
Have you changed out the swim bladder? I hear this model has an issue with the swim bladder and it needs to be changed after 15k miles.
workyworkaccount
Max speed? 5 knots.
Captaing1
Have you changed out the swim bladder? I hear this model has an issue with the swim bladder and it needs to be changed after 15k miles.
workyworkites
what about spare fins?
__2st__
Someone named u/westc2 said what we were already thinking.
Yeah that person should not be allowed to own animals.
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