This Texan influencer’s eye-opening ‘healthy’ morning routine sent people rushing to the bathroom – 17 of the funniest and most on-point responses

John Plunkett. Updated February 25th, 2025

Remember the shot of olive oil doesn’t work if you don’t have a blowout and a full face of makeup on

— Aurelia ☁️ (@AureliaAlarie) February 23, 2025

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this type of content is not about health btw it’s about showing off money https://t.co/5VfZirSO7w

— violet (@daintysloth) February 24, 2025

11.

lmao I like where she put designing new sets and
she’s just selecting colors in pro create

— Bon (@OxioAgwa) February 24, 2025

12.

Imagine being that health conscious and you inject botulin and filler into your face lol

— Av Michal אביגיל מיכל (@avygal) February 23, 2025

13.

i’d rather just die

— QueenRaeLyn (@QueenRaelynR6) February 23, 2025

14.

I say this as a longtime crunchy person: I hate this sort of “wellness” content that makes it seem like being a wealthy, skinny, 22-year-old white woman is a moral accomplishment. None of this is about beef tallow or probiotics, it’s about the dumb luck of being born rich and hot https://t.co/TJECSnoxsi

— furrygirl (@furrygirl) February 24, 2025

15.

Olive oil shot straight to pilates is fucking insanity.

Does she cut out the part of her workout where she shits herself? https://t.co/vthUvky9eU

— Ran D. McP (@notswearwolf) February 24, 2025

16.

The wayward gay brother crashing in her pool house experiencing a depressive episode at sunrise while she does all this https://t.co/p6pal5kk56 pic.twitter.com/EDCZyuPZxj

— Carey O’Donnell (@ecareyo) February 24, 2025

17.

rich people will do any random bullshit for their microbiome except eat fiber https://t.co/aGKDeknDqm

— YaoiCel (@ManulGaming) February 24, 2025

To conclude …

This bland unrealistically “perfect” lifestyle seems so soulless and empty tbh. They never appear to be actually happy

— Rav Billan (@ravbillan) February 25, 2025

And also.

Literally like nobody has this much time

— Charlie (@CharlieInUtah) February 24, 2025

Source TikTok @katherinesaras

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