People shared the weirdest things they’ve seen on a commute and it’s a fabulously eye-opening ride
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French guy eating a whole wedge of M&S Brie out of the packet? pic.twitter.com/1fYib29H4i
— Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax) February 13, 2021
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I worked in NYC and later in Tokyo for years, so MANY. But 2 favorites: a very unkempt man stop on the sidewalk, lift a large grate and descend into the depths, glaring menacingly as he shut it behind him. The guy next me said “Great! Just what this town needs, troglodytes! 1/
— Jean Scully (@jeangaijin) February 13, 2021
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A pigeon that jumped on the tube at Aldgate East and stood calmly near the door until it got off at Moorgate.
— Mark Allerton (@MarkAAllerton) February 13, 2021
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A woman who pulled out a bowl, milk and cereal and had her breakfast. Made eye contact with the man sat the other side of her with the universal ‘wtf’. That man was Ed Balls.
— Lara Badger (@LaraBadger1) February 13, 2021
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Similar story except he pulled out a vegetable peeler and started peeling and then chopping carrots!
— Manics1 (@Manics1itsme) February 13, 2021
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Once on the bus home there was a guy talking loudly on his phone, but instead of a phone it was his wallet.
— Wyn Davies-Batista (@TheHighRedeemer) February 13, 2021
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I saw a man shave in his seat when I was flying back to the UK. Shave in his seat, James.
— Romil Patel (@rom_j_patel) February 13, 2021
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I sat & watched a lady break up individual crisps into tiny pieces creating a small crisp mountain. She then got out a small wine bottle & glass and drank it, eating her tiny weeny crisps whilst chatting on the phone like nothing odd was happening at all. I think about it often.
— MazRg (@mazRg) February 13, 2021
There were also two more from @JimMFelton who started the whole thing …
Now thinking about how fucked up it was how excited I got when I managed to get myself a seat on the luggage rack and then sitting there like a fucking bag
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 13, 2021
Just remembered there was a guy with no trousers going down the train inspecting everyone’s tickets. Me and my friend showed him ours rather than risk trouserless confrontation.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 13, 2021
And finally, this rather fabulous callback.
Once had some pervert watch me eat my baked potato
— Daniel ❤️ Jose (@jonnyruffs) February 13, 2021
Boom!
And you can find Jim on Twitter here and his bloody brilliant Assholes book here.
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Source Twitter @JimMFelton