‘What’s something sexy in theory but hilariously awkward in real life?’ – 21 ways to completely kill the mood

12.

‘Anything you think you have the flexibility for, but you don’t.’
–Heimdall1342

13.

‘Flower petals all over. My first thought now when seeing it on TV or whatever, is ‘Who’s gonna clean that up?’.’
–CapWild

14.

‘Trying a new position. We started laughing so hard we were both in tears.’
–StillCallItTECHNO

15.

‘Candles. A few are fine but the light the room up romance movie-style is a terrible idea. Thats just a fuck ton of open flames to have around. It actually heats up a room, even with good candles there is a decent amount of burn off. Finally when it comes time to put them out, thats going to create a fuck ton of smoke.’
–tdasnowman

16.

‘Moaning your partner’s name. I’ve tried it a few times (with different people) and every time they stopped what they were doing, thinking I wanted their attention. No dumbass, I was trying to be sexy.’
–emthejedichic

17.

‘Dancing sensually. Feels sexy, looks like an injured octopus.’
–Garblespam

18.

‘Big ole stripper heels. Bought a pair just for some fun bedroom time, but it was just awkward and I almost poked my husband’s eye out with the stiletto heel.’
–Zombies1200

19.

‘Car make out sessions. Cramped, uncomfortable, and accidental horn honks.’
–Flyphoenix22

20.

‘The Hollywood *sweeps everything off a counter* just ends up being comically loud or cartoonish.’
–diyujian

21.

‘Frying bacon shirtless.’

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