‘What’s the worst response to “I’m breaking up with you”?’ – 16 especially wrong things to say at the end of a relationship

9.

‘If I can’t have you, no one will.’
Matt_Benatar

10.

‘I broke up with you weeks ago … why are you in my house?’
IntroductionWitty697

11.

‘Oh great! Now my backup plan won’t have to wait any longer.’
Yourbunnii

12.

‘You can’t break up with me, you said you owe me your life so I’m cashing in!”

‘Real response from someone I dated. He had helped me recover lost files on my computer for midterms, and I had said, JOKINGLY, “You just saved my life, thank you!”

‘Fuckin’ neckbeards.’
Theazel

13.

‘I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.’
Zen-Swordfish

14.

‘I broke up with YOU in my mind a minute ago.’
Sandpaper_Pants

15.

‘I’m sure you think this conversation is important or whatever but I’m busy.’
StrangeJayne

16.

‘Okay, we’ll see.’
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