People have been sharing the biggest WTF moments they’ve had on a first date – 17 tales that will make you swear off the apps
10.
‘First Date with a woman about 7-8 years older than me. Convo was going fine at applebees but then she asked me if I wanted to go half on a baby. Then she told me her clock is ticking and she wants a kid with me. Needless to say, that was the only date.’
-DatboyTeedy
11.
‘Two of my top wtf moments happened on the same first date.
Had a mediocre date at a small patio bar. He ordered an entire pitcher of sangria for himself while I had a beer. I switched to drinking soda after the beer once I realized he was going a little too deep on the drinking.
As we are leaving, he projectile vomited partially on the hostess stand, most of it landing along a busy sidewalk. He also gets a fair bit on his shirt. I was worried about him in his current state and I offered to give him a ride home. While walking to my car, he takes off his shirt and asks “You wanna touch?”, which I politely decline.
We get to my car and I start to bring him home. He starts to talk about his hobby of knife collecting, mentioning that he has a couple on him right now.
As we get closer to his house, he sees a couple of kids that look middle eastern and says “I fucking hate all these sand n****ers ruining my home”. I stopped the car about a block from his drop off and ask him to leave. He scoffs and says to pull up a bit further, to which I tell him that this is as far as we go. Luckily, he leaves and I head home.
There was not a second date.’
-PolarMarsh
12.
‘After dinner, she wanted to go back to her place, which sounds great, except it turned out she wanted to give me an MLM pitch.’
-BrewertonFats
13.
‘Went out on a date. At the end we started making out. Something felt weird on my ear. I pulled back and saw a snake sticking out of the sleeve of her sweater. It was her pet snake. It had been in there the whole time.’
-korar67
14.
‘Talked about her brother being her soulmate. And if he wasn’t her brother her life would be great. Then showed me a picture. Looked enough like me to get me to say I needed to use the restroom and block her number.’
-Fonixx
15.
‘Had a woman bring her 6 month old with whooping cough into the restaurant. The kid needed an emergency room bad. I said I was going to the bathroom, got the waiter, paid for the meal and stopped by to inform her that I would not continue the date and that the kid needed to go to the doctor. Walked out really really mad.’
-Helvetimusic
16.
‘Picked her up at home (19/20, both still living with parents). I made it around the corner at the end of her street and about one block down when a possum darted out into the street from behind a trash bin, head first directly under the passenger side tire.
ThumpThump
Blood, brains, emotional breakdown.
So about 6.5 minutes after picking her up, I had to drop her back off to her very confused/concerned parents. They understood and took it well. Never heard from her again.’
-unknown-bit
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‘She faked passing out in the middle of the street, completely sober, to see if I would “come to her aid”. Also she brought her friend on the date without saying anything about it first (no she did not make me pay for her)’
-Late-Apartment-8060
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