Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
If you finish every sentence with " As the prophecy foretold" Your coworkers will leave you alone.
— Rae's a little hell (@omgshuddup) March 20, 2025
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I've never seen it but I'm imagining The White Lotus is just an American reboot of Duty Free. pic.twitter.com/gLRDHyJHmx
— Previously Handsome (@PreviouslyHand1) March 19, 2025
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The two NASA astronauts who spent nine months in space have splashed down, and if the first retrieval team to reach the site weren't dressed in gorilla suits what is even the point.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 18, 2025
16.
Smells like … pic.twitter.com/ukv9sHRvUc
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) March 18, 2025
17.
Another morning of panic after an evening of eating beets.
— MykeIsNotHere (@MykeLeTauris) March 19, 2025
18.
I will not lose this chapstick, I will not lose this chapstick, I will not lose this ahhhh fuck!
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) March 19, 2025
19.
I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) March 17, 2025
20.
Get a room. pic.twitter.com/3fyXhTkAbC
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 19, 2025
21.
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) March 17, 2025
22.
Gonna do this but without the other people pic.twitter.com/aQOSNeCCCn
— Lucie Fur (@Lucie_Fur99) March 20, 2025
23.
The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5, the bus gets home at 4, and dance starts at 3:30.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 20, 2025
24.
Why does she have three children named Somersault https://t.co/c8u78lhRgg
— Ieah ⎕ (@pitbullstan69) March 19, 2025
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Former Health Secretary Matt Hancock has labelled the Covid Inquiry "naïve", presumably for hoping to get a shred of accountability or intelligence from him pic.twitter.com/GkjGJORk6r
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 20, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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