19 confused millennials reveal their plans for retirement

11.

Retirement? Lol
–YunYunSimp

12.

Flip a coin. Either I’m not living to see retirement age, or I’ll be working til I’m 90…

And, just to be clear, I have a well-paying & secure job, no loans, and savings.

I’m just confident that shit’s going to get so bad that I’ll be working until I drop dead.
–emillang1000

13.

Take an enormous cocktail and ride my motorcycle off a ramp into the Snake River canyon.
–Gotterdamerrung

14.

I did some financial planning and determined I can retire by the time I am 97 and can live for 11 minutes on my savings.
–oielj-iusk9732

15.

State pension. Hopefully sh-t doesn’t crash so bad that other streams of income collapse too.

But if the state pension fund goes away we have way bigger problems than retirement anyway…
–leonprimrose

16.

Gonna listen to some Portishead while I have a sand shower at the indentured service prison camp while I daydream about increased water rations.
–murd3rsaurus

17.

I plan to die in the revolution.
–AdTotal801

18.

I think you meant to put this in r/Jokes.
–IamtheBoomstick

19.

Cats!

Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats.
–Mikimao

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