
Donald Trump felt compelled to explain what he meant by ‘ruler’ and it’s even funnier (more frightening) written down
Donald Trump’s been wanging on about making Canada the 51st state of America yet again, and it’s probably tricky to understand just how intensely irritating and unnerving it must be unless you are Canadian.
There’s something about the border which really gets Trump’s goat, and not just because it exists.
Here he is going on about it again, and it’s the bit where he feels compelled to explain what he means by ‘ruler’ which really gets us. Funny and frightening – world’s most powerful person? – in just about equal measure.
Trump: You know, you have that artificial line because it is straight artificial and look like it was drawn by a ruler. I don’t mean a ruler like a king but a ruler like a ruler this way. It is just an artificial line that was drawn in the sand. In the ice. You add that to this… pic.twitter.com/zvi4Vwu3PZ
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025
And here is whatever the hell that was in full, and it’s even worse (so much better) written down.
‘Trump: You know, you have that artificial line because it is straight artificial and look like it was drawn by a ruler.
‘I don’t mean a ruler like a king but a ruler like a ruler this way.
‘It is just an artificial line that was drawn in the sand. In the ice. You add that to this country and what a beautiful landmass anywhere in the world. It was cut off for whatever reason. It would be great.’
And here are just a few of the many things people were saying about it.
1.
The rantings of a broken brained deranged lunatic, about Canada. This is not normal. https://t.co/8v8ccN82Lq
— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) March 21, 2025
2.
We had this revolution where a bunch of people died and the French helped us out quite a bit. It was kind of a big deal. American children learn about it over and over again in school.
You’d think Trump would remember at least parts of our history. Guess not. https://t.co/aIAe0CPUPO
— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) March 21, 2025
3.
Trump: “You know, you have that artificial line because it is straight…it was drawn by a ruler. I don’t mean a ruler like a king but a ruler like a ruler this way. It is just an artificial line…In the ice.”
HE’S THE DUMBEST MF TO EVER BE PRESIDENT.
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) March 21, 2025
4.
He could just Google it to find out how the lines were drawn. pic.twitter.com/dVm3m09UQ1
— Hiking Fellina – (@StKytti) March 21, 2025
5.
Trump’s brain is just static noise at this point. Rambling about lines, rulers, and landmasses—pure gibberish from a man completely detached from reality.
— AnatolijUkraine (@AnatoliUkraine) March 21, 2025
6.
Guess he’ll have to abolish a lot of U.S. states first to get rid of all those ‘artificial lines’ before he moves on to international borders. pic.twitter.com/iOD1JMxWFp
— ℝ (@rhaetional) March 21, 2025