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27 funniest and most totally on-point things people are saying about the White House security cock-up
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me reading national security secrets bc i’ve been accidentally added to a group chat pic.twitter.com/tSoiEj4gKR
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 24, 2025
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https://t.co/iBeHHKFcJX pic.twitter.com/NRtpqjvutQ
— /r/Army (@rArmyReddit) March 25, 2025
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America just got less safe this morning because every single one of our allies just gained a *massive* reason to restrict information sharing with our government
— Blake Allen (@Blake_Allen13) March 24, 2025
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Pete Hegseth today pic.twitter.com/c6qcurh8GF
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 24, 2025
19.
“What is it, Del?”
“It’s a text from Peter Hegseth. Something about the Yemen.” pic.twitter.com/wwSMe3kVyw— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) March 24, 2025
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR OUR WAR PLANS? pic.twitter.com/4JOqfBwBFo
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) March 25, 2025
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“Don’t mention the war plans! I accidentally texted them to someone, but I think I got away with it.” pic.twitter.com/s8hDEVMlaB
— Old Gassy (@OldGassy1984) March 24, 2025
22.
“We’ve just receieved another fax from Pete Hegseth” pic.twitter.com/KjtqKLRglz
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) March 25, 2025
23.
“HELLO. WE’RE BOMBING THE HOUTHIS TOMORROW. IT’S TOP SECRET DONT TELL ANYONE” pic.twitter.com/TF1mGsLLvo
— Dougal D’Arcy (@MrDarcyDog) March 24, 2025
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“I didn’t get where I am today by WhatsApping my secret war plans to a journalist.” pic.twitter.com/HsaK4RFHYV
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) March 24, 2025
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Our national security right now: pic.twitter.com/dQllHtrvMf
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 24, 2025
26.
If they’re accidently sharing secrets with journalists, imagine what team trump are deliberately sharing with me.
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) March 24, 2025
27.
And yet you voted for this guy for president, right? https://t.co/SSmiMlrw5A pic.twitter.com/FZS8NkiWet
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 24, 2025
Just one question remained. Well, quite a few questions TBH, but this one in particular …
Chain of command question: How come the president isn’t in the war planning group chat?
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) March 24, 2025
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