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This alpha male’s early morning ‘routine’ got all the mockery it deserved – 17 favourite comebacks you won’t have to get up early in the morning for

Poppy Dykes. Updated March 26th, 2025

Our morning routine is pretty basic – waking, eating, dressing, working followed by an evening routine which is pretty much the same but in reverse order – right after the ‘drinking’ bit.

But not for this guy’s morning routine which was shared by @tipsformenx (which, starting at 3:52am, might be more appropriately called a ‘getting-up-at-arse-o’clock-for-no-bloody-reason routine’).

It’s fair to say it didn’t entirely capture people’s imagination. Well, only in the sense that it’s been universally ragged for being nothing more than a handbook for procrastination seemingly advertising Saratoga sparkling water.

And here are our favourite things people said about it.

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