Weird World funny Influencers morning routine
This alpha male’s early morning ‘routine’ got all the mockery it deserved – 17 favourite comebacks you won’t have to get up early in the morning for
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My favorite is his fake job talk when he’s saying “no we gotta get 10,000” https://t.co/2iqNbAx5Jk
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) March 21, 2025
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my morning routine: pic.twitter.com/HM50bX0MZN https://t.co/NiKHxBz4N6
— julian casablancas shady facts (@welcometojap4n) March 23, 2025
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getting up at 3.50am just to faff about for 3 hours is so funny cos getting more sleep would be far more beneficial than whatever this is he’s doing at home before going to the gym https://t.co/WmgVQnEmxe
— seosamh (@dayglowj0e) March 21, 2025
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I’d be in the bed thinking “who the FUCK splashing around in the pool at 7 am” https://t.co/SYpBURS0nd
— Deuce Nigalow (@Fkod_Tristan) March 21, 2025
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What got me is how it took him 1 whole minute to walk outside pic.twitter.com/PnF5gZPTY5
— McMad (@ytboyanalysis) March 21, 2025
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starts and stops reading in the same minute, great stuff pic.twitter.com/Z3nj3kh69F
— quanty (@quantycrypt) March 21, 2025
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The only relatable bit is sitting awake watching crap on Youtube at 4.55am https://t.co/AcpiyJwkBp
— Luke and Pete Talking Sheet (@lukeandpete) March 22, 2025
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Fitness influencer morning routine be like pic.twitter.com/MxzwjJ7L0v
— Adam Khâu (@AdamKhauX) March 22, 2025
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Morning routine:
I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the house.
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too, it gives me a sense of enormous well-being. https://t.co/Xc6sYXe21X— Ben Cooper (@bencooper) March 21, 2025
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