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JD Vance drastically scaled back his Greenland visit to basically a day trip and the whole of Europe cheered – 17 funniest and most savage good riddances

John Plunkett. Updated March 27th, 2025

First of all JD Vance wasn’t going to Greenland, then he was, and now he still is – but it’s been scaled back so drastically it’s now basically a day trip.

It was only a few days ago that the vice president was wanging on about how excited he was about joining his wife on the trip because he didn’t want her to have all the fun.

Presumably now he’s gurning on the other side of his face.

Who cancelled who remain a matter of debate, but the prospect of his arrival hadn’t exactly set the island alight.

Still, at least it gave the local economy a temporary boost.

And it got the creative juices flowing.

And no-one’s more delighted than Greenland, obviously.

Well, them, Denmark and basically the whole of Europe, who he slagged off as ‘freeloaders’ in that most unfortunate leaked Signal Group chat earlier this week.

And these people surely said it best.

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