JD Vance took time out from salivating over Greenland to address US marines dressed like this and the entirety of the internet responded as one
Full disclosure – JD Vance has turned out to be a much more high profile vice president than we expected.
Indeed, we haven’t spent so much time thinking about a VP since Dan Quayle (younger readers – we know you’re out there – look it up).
And while much has been made this week about Vance’s rapidly shrinking visit to Greenland, he’s also been out and about with US marines, firing guns and addressing the troops dressed up like this.
America’s strength comes from the patriotic young men and women who serve our country bravely.
That’s what this country was founded on, and we are bringing it back under President Trump’s leadership.
God bless our Marines pic.twitter.com/HsD0zpY8kg
— Vice President JD Vance (@VP) March 26, 2025
And his appearance – and in this case we really do mean appearance – prompted lots of on-point responses …
Sick of this blah blah shit. And in reality: licking dictators’ asses and breaking bonds with allies
— 155ombr (@155ombr) March 27, 2025
You put them in grave danger with your incompetence and arrogance. GFY https://t.co/UXcPCmaYSa
— Julie B(rooklyn) BABY WOKE AF (@JMeanypants) March 26, 2025
what is patriotic about surrendering to dictator warmonger putin, kim jong un and xi jiping
— WW3finalboss (@WW3finalboss) March 26, 2025
JD Vance ran on cutting veteran’s benefits and effective pay for the Marines he’s forcing to sit through his speech. https://t.co/pfiQ88cgcu
— Mustache Bob (@MustacheBob2) March 27, 2025
My dude you’re a coward in an administration of soft cowards who believe in surrendering to and collaborating with America’s enemies.
— SK Media (@SpaghettiKozak) March 27, 2025
… but there was one in particular that proved particularly popular if not with the entire internet, then definitely a large part of it.
Dude, WHERE IS YOUR SUIT! https://t.co/PYD8jsMy7D
— Regina Bauer (@petite_michelle) March 27, 2025
Were is your suit?
— Regina Bauer (@petite_michelle) March 27, 2025
Where the fuck is JD’s suit?
Say “thank you”. https://t.co/ZBNPf9Zeed— Woodland Fella ‡ (@vatnik_destruct) March 27, 2025
Where is your suit?…
— Вестник бури / Буревестник (@Bure_Vestniq) March 27, 2025
No suit? Why the green?
It’s not like you’re at war or anything. https://t.co/mUFtgsTLHQ
— redintelpanda (@RedIntelPanda) March 28, 2025
Do you have suit?
— М И К О Л А (@CKBIPT) March 27, 2025
Seriously though, JD. Where is your suit?
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