Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to our weekly round-up of the stuff that made us laugh on Twitter. We tip our hats to all the funny people whose posts have made the past seven days a little brighter, and highly recommend these 25 to you all.
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— S..⚽️ (@Toffeeblue1878) March 22, 2025
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Why does Roy Keane look like he wants pics of Spider-Man on his desk by noon pic.twitter.com/epcjB9ZLmj
— AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) March 22, 2025
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Just need a 'T' so I can spell "frost" pic.twitter.com/OdK9yC9Lyk
— Toby Tarrant (@tobytarrant) March 26, 2025
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HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling] pic.twitter.com/t9wAHUJH7c
— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) March 22, 2025
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The announcer on Poole station said, if you see something thst doesn’t look right, tell the transport police. I’ve rung them up and reported my Cornish pasty for having no carrots in it.
— Michael Rosen NICE 爷爷 (@MichaelRosenYes) March 22, 2025
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Michael Stipe’s top ingredient in a curry? That’s ghee in the korma.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 22, 2025
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STOP USING THE PHRASE LET THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG CATS LOVE THE SHIT OUTTA BAGS I'VE SEEN A CAT HANG OUT IN A BAG FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT DO YOUR DAMN RESEARCH!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 27, 2025
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So tell me… is there a Mrs Cig? pic.twitter.com/ovLTJVT1wU
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) March 26, 2025
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Oasis ex wives WhatsApp group pic.twitter.com/KV5VeWnkDp
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) March 27, 2025
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“The market will regulate itself.”
The market: pic.twitter.com/2hwEvIkTiX
— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) March 27, 2025
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https://t.co/evxQvIhUyD pic.twitter.com/kFdt1tJxwx
— Kangaroo Jake (@KangarooJackoff) March 26, 2025
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in my nightmares im really late for work and i have to put this on https://t.co/gxAqreAymP
— (@ReallyHotBitch) March 25, 2025