Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Mr. Beast challenge: if you stay in this basement for 100 days you get $500k
My challenge: if you get your shoes on RIGHT NOW you won’t be late for school
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 27, 2025
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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) March 18, 2025
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Explain this to me:
Hot tea? Delicious.
Iced tea? Delectable.
Luke warm tea? Disgusting.— Emma Beasley (@JustBeingEmma) March 24, 2025
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Dalai Lama said happiness is action. I acted by buying a chocolate bar… now it's gone and i'm sad
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) March 27, 2025
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Terrorist Dog. Straight to El Salvador. pic.twitter.com/mGTDLCArEe
— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) March 27, 2025
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I don't like tanning beds. I'm not trying to sleep in a toaster.
— Just Norm (@funnyguy) March 27, 2025
19.
Welcome to middle age. A portion of your refrigerator is now dedicated to medications.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) March 27, 2025
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We just sort of drifted apart and never saw each other again. After that I wasn't allowed to teach kayaking lessons again.
— SentientBunnySuit (@SuitSentient) March 25, 2025
21.
I could never be a spy, solely because I can't plug in any USB right on the first try.
— Case (@Cactuscali1991) March 25, 2025
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News: Eating chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits.
Me [dipping Milky Way Bar in merlot]: I'm going to live forever.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 27, 2025
23.
My friend constantly hallucinates heavy rainfall.
He's delugional.
— boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (@StrangerTings5) March 27, 2025
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I’ll just get gas in the morning ~ Me making a horrible mistake
— Kristen (@Kica333) March 26, 2025
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i've been following this guy for 5 hours and i have no idea where i am and i'm so hungry pic.twitter.com/e7fbA7QF6q
— Dr. Doug (@RaptorBreath) March 26, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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