A Maga asked how people would feel if their waitress carried a gun and this American’s A++ response hit the bullseye
They are two American stereotypes you will be familiar with – one – that they carry guns, and two – that they enjoy large portions, very large portions.
But rarely do the two typecasts turn up at the same moment as they do here in a question posed by next level Maga The Outlaw Patriot – @outlawpatriotva over on Twitter.
Be honest, how would you feel if a waitress at a restaurant approached your table like this? pic.twitter.com/Lzv73qEtWB
— The Outlaw Patriot (@outlawpatriotva) March 28, 2025
And it prompted no end of entirely on-point responses as you might imagine …
Unless I’m being served lunch by an on duty, police officer or law-enforcement agent, I would think it’s odd and may not go back.
— Deadfish (@newtwit87654321) March 30, 2025
i would leave and never return
if you’re so scared of life you need a weapon to serve food you should be locked in a padded room
you people are so weak it’s pathetic and also hilarious— Atheist Girl (@iamAtheistGirl) March 31, 2025
I would run to the kitchen and call the police. But then I don't live in a shit hole.
— The Feminist Rose (@KatieRo12784844) March 30, 2025
I own gunsherebut I don't trust she has any training. I wouldn't eat there.
— Marlene Lowande (@MarleneLowande) March 30, 2025
I would assume the restaurant is in a crime riddles area or war zone and take my business elsewhere where I don’t have to fear for my live.
— Accidental Tokyoite (@Wilfrie77917027) March 31, 2025
… but none said it better than this particular American.
Gonna make a lot of people mad with this, but I lived in another country for 8 years and I just need you to know that this kind of thing looks psychotic to everyone else. Cause it kind of is. https://t.co/f8MdMH0Dfy
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) March 30, 2025
Boom.
There is absolutely no reason for anyone working in a restaurant to be carrying a sidearm
— Dominic Favazzo (@FavazzoDom63444) March 30, 2025
Waitress: Are you ready to order?
Me: Why yes, I'll have the- *notices the gun* um, actually I'm gonna need a few more minutes.*waits for the waitress to walk away, then sprints out the nearest exit*
— (@newbuzzcola) March 30, 2025
And with a wearying sense of inevitability, when they said they were ‘gonna make a lot of people mad with this,’ they were absolutely 100% right.
have you considered going back and shutting the fuck up?
— Dirts Burner (@DirtysBurner) March 31, 2025
Magas love a civilised debate, right?
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Source @outlawpatriotva